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Dear Reader,
Who knew hot water bottles were more popular than pantyhose nowadays? Over the years I've offered readers an eclectic assortment of giveaways: hot water bottles (surprisingly a very popular giveaway), kitchen utensils, garage sale finds, aprons, heating pads for cats, new sheets, homemade chocolate chip cookies, and I've even personally shopped for socks for readers. There's always a fun, crazy giveaway in my column, and readers sign up to win in droves, but not to win a pair of pantyhose.
Earlier this week, inspired by a humorous column, written years ago by my friend Bill Duncan (pantyhose being the topic), I invited readers to sign up to win a pair of pantyhose. But the entries were few. In fact, I've been writing my daily column since 1999, and there has never been a less popular giveaway than pantyhose. Even Rozetta Bee, the reader who won the pantyhose confessed she hadn't purchased a pair in a long, long while and wasn't even sure of her size.
I was surprised readers weren't wild about pantyhose. But after thinking about it and looking through my dresser drawer and finding one single pair of pantyhose, still in the original package (purchased six years ago), I think any company that relies on pantyhose to make a profit, might be in trouble. I did find numerous colorful pairs of tights in my drawer, and now that we have a cold snap here in Florida, I'll start wearing them.
Researching on the Internet, the "fashion powers that be" seem to feel that wearing pantyhose is old school. Bare legs used to be a faux pas, but not anymore. Use self tanners, or airbrush your legs, they recommend, and if you still feel the need to wear pantyhose, their rule seems to be that only the nude color will do.
So what do book club readers say about wearing pantyhose?
Readers and pantyhose...
"Hi Suzanne, going thru drawers the other day to make room for more stuff, I discovered at least 50 pairs of pantyhose. Taupe, black, off black, nude... Does anyone wear pantyhose anymore? I haven't seen pantyhose or slips in years, even the First Lady doesn't wear them. Since I no longer work outside the home, I haven't dressed for work in years, and the accumulation is due to buying several pairs at a time during a sale. Remember when we panicked if we got a run in the last pair? So, many of mine are new. What do ya think I should do with them? Stuff a pillow?"--Love your column, Juanita
"Dear Suzanne, I'm retired. I don't wear pantyhose, EVER."--Marlene M.
"I so rarely wear pantyhose these days that I fear the hose in my drawer is suffering from dry rot. I donned a pair to wear with a dress last Sunday, for a music program we attended at a local church. All was well until I sat down in the pew, and felt lines popping up and down my left leg as the hose spontaneously ran, and ran, and ran some more."--Linda H.
Congratulations to Rozetta Bee H. the winner of the pantyhose drawing, who is going to toss pantyhose fashion out the window, and keep warm this year in the Wisconsin winter.
And congratulations to the winners of Finding Mercy by Guest Columnist Cindy Kelley and Michael Landon Jr.: Mary N., Debbie P., Carole F., Phillip K., Elaine C., Donna N., Dorothy P., Rick M., Diana L. and Nancy R.
Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.
Suzanne Beecher
Suzanne@DearReader.com
* This month's Penguin Classics book is CHILDHOOD, by Jona Oberski. Start reading now and don't forget to enter the drawing for your chance to win a Penguin Totebag: http://www.supportlibrary.com/bc/v.cfm?L=drclassqqxqZ1AFE3FA7EF5&c=CLASSICS
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