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Dear Reader,
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida never thought I'd have to write my own knock-knock joke. And Ida hope I never have to again.
Well, actually I didn't even write that knock-knock joke. I tried desperately, tried to write a funny knock-knock, but no sale. So I asked the people I work with if they could craft some funny knock-knocks.
These two funnies showed up on my desk...
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Who's there?
Poor me.
Poor me, who?
Poor me can't write a funny knock-knock joke--can you help me?
Have some fun on your lunch break. Write a knock-knock joke, submit it and you're entered in a drawing for a surprise gift. To enter send your joke to: [email protected]
* Not to brag, but I do believe that eating some of my homemade chocolate chip cookies should be on your Bucket List! If you've never entered the drawing, now's the time. I'm ready to bake. To enter this month's Chocolate Chip Cookie giveaway, go to: http://www.emailbookclub.com/photo/Cookie-042914.html
* Congratulations to the winners of Dating, Dining and Desperation by Guest Columnist Melody Carlson: Mary R., Sondra S., Willma B., Kay F., Betty B., Teri T., Betty R., Tamara L. Donna N. and Norma S.
Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.
Suzanne Beecher
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