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Dear Reader,
It turned out to be the most crucial piece of information to my recovery, yet doctors barely touched on the subject in the "After Surgery" brochure they sent home with me. "Pain medication may cause constipation." Ya think?
The brochure copy advised me to drink buckets of water and eat plenty of fiber so I'd stay regular. But clearly the underwhelming one line warning, "Pain medication may cause constipation," is another case of doctors not exactly telling the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
I should have known there was more to it, because from past experience when I ask, "Will this hurt?" and the doctor replies, "You might feel some discomfort, but people react differently." Translated, the doctor's really saying: "This procedure is gonna be right up there with taking a hammer and slamming it down on your thumb, but remember pain is relative. It's different for different people, 50% of the people scream when the hammer hits their thumb and the other 50% pass out."
This food in, food out problem is big business. Since television was one of my companions during my recovery, I now realize from numerous commercials that backed-up Americans may be one of the major factors that have contributed to the economic slow down. My suggestion for President Obama is to be sure to include constipation coverage in the new health care package, because people who are backed up spend less money. They're not interested in going out to eat, or trying on new clothes and no leisurely strolls through the market; make a shopping list and get in and out as quickly as possible--just in case the big moment finally arrives. Come to think of it, maybe the reason Congress is constantly jabbing at each other is because sitting for hours on end and lack of activity, is one of the leading contributors to constipation.
Instead of CNN concentrating all of their efforts following the progress of the Stimulus Package, perhaps they should incorporate Constipation Stimulus coverage into their reports. Mothers and grandmothers have been relying on that stimulus report for years to insure happy children. Whenever I'm handing my grandchildren back to my daughter-in-law, included in the rundown of fun activities we did during the day, is a stimulus report, "Two poops for each of the kids today." It's been the crucial piece of information to insure things are moving in children, perhaps there's a lesson in there for the economy, too.
** Today I'm giving away four copies of the children's book, Everybody Poops, by Taro Gomi. It's a humorous book on a blushing subject that we never out grow. I have to admit after surgery, when the "big moment" finally arrived for me, I was so proud I felt like my two-year-old grandson who always wants to do a bit of Show and Tell, "Come and see, look at what I did!" To enter the drawing for a free copy of the book, go to: http://tinyurl.com/r69c7f
Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.
Suzanne Beecher
Suzanne@DearReader.com
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