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Dear Reader,
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida never thought I'd have to write my own knock-knock joke. And Ida hope I never have to again.
Well, actually I didn't even write that knock-knock joke. I tried, desperately tried to write a funny knock-knock but no sale. So I asked the people I work with if they could craft some funny knock-knocks. Amber wrote the Ida knock-knock and here's another one of my favorites that Patrick wrote:
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
I blame this Knock-Knock craze of mine on a publisher who sent me Bob Phillips latest book for kids, Nutty: Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. Phillips says, "Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!" so let's give it a try.
I have ten copies of the book. Write a knock-knock joke, submit it and you're entered in the drawing.
Knock-Knock Who's there?
Poor me.
Poor me, who?
Poor me can't write a funny knock-knock joke--can you help me?
To enter the Knock-Knock Contest, go to: http://tinyurl.com/dcvy4m
Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.
Suzanne Beecher
Suzanne@DearReader.com
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