Dear Reader Column 05-12-06

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Dear Reader,

I'm a worrier from way back and I'm good at it. Need lessons? Call me.

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A worrier, it's a job that might make me rich. Punch the worry clock, minutes add up; hours of worry, days of worry, some of my customers are on monthly retainers. A worrier's work is never done. Can I interest you in either the Basic or Premium Worry package?

I'm a professional--worrier. Call me, tell me your troubles and I'll worry for you. I've got a worrying degree--see it there framed on the wall? It's another thing to worry about. Do you think it's hanging straight?

Worrying keeps things in perspective and under control. Everybody needs to worry, plain and simple. Slack off, forget to worry; things go their own way, get out of hand--big time. Lasso that happiness, save it for a big occasion, worry instead.

Worry, worry, worry, it's a blessing. It's a skill. No equipment to buy--no hiking boots, no swim fins, just plop yourself down in a chair, bite your nails and worry away your troubles, or curl up in the dark and worry the night away. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!!

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What do "warts" worry about? (Even worriers have a sense of humor.)

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Worry, worry, worry, oh my, oh my, oh my. Trouble's a coming your way.

Have a worry-free day. Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.

Suzanne Beecher
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http://www.DearReader.com

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Comments

[Chris]

Suzanne - I had a great laugh today at your column. I really thought I had the market cornered on worrying! I learned the skill from my great-grandmother, a Professional Worrier. I tell my friends, don't worry, I've got you on the list! Somedays I worry that no one is worried about me!

Don't worry, Suzanne, your columns are really touching and funny!
-Chris