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Dear Reader,
I think I'll 'return to sender' one of the birthday cards I received this year. Timing is everything and this particular well-wisher should have timed their "card and gift" on a different day--not my birthday. Because when I envision a birthday celebration: party hats, family and friends, making a wish, blowing out the candles on my cake and opening presents, in my wildest dreams my vision has never included deciding whether I want to be cremated or buried when I expire.
Apparently I've hit the age where someone out there thinks wishing me a Happy Birthday and inviting me to a free lunch and information seminar about how I wish to "go" is a dandy birthday present. The seminar includes little mini presents:
* Affordable Cremation and Burial Packages
* Veteran Plans
* A 12-Point Cremation Assurance (I don't know, does this mean they're guaranteeing head to toe service?)
* Travel Protection (Is this a guarantee you'll be safe, and sound, and comfy on your way to the pearly gates?)
* Advantage of Locking in Today's Prices
And the icing on the cake is, it comes with a free lunch! What more could a girl want on her birthday?
* A dose of laughter is good medicine. If you have a real good funny, a one or two-liner joke, send it this way. I'll share reader "funnies" with readers next week and every day there will be a humor inspired giveaway. Email your funny to: Suzanne@DearReader.com
Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.
Suzanne Beecher
Suzanne@DearReader.com
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